Funny Lyrics

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Avril Lagvine's, "Sk8rBoi"

The Funny Lyrics:

He was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it anymore obvious.

Why They're funny:

No.......................................................................................................................I thought it should've been switched around, she was a boy, he was a girl, and then, she was a punk, he did ballet. That would get a ton of response on this site.

The Funny Lyrics:

I was run over by a car,

I got hit by a train,

and it feels so good I wanna do it again!

Why They're funny:

Either she's an extreme masochist or the train must have kept to a low speed...

The Funny Lyrics:

Just another manic monday,

sure wish it was sunday

Why They're funny:

If it were sunday, the next day would just be monday again! Why would you want it to be sunday if the next day would just be Monday? I'd wish it were Tuesday so that it would be the longest possible time untill its Monday again!

The Funny Lyrics:

I'm walking on the water and my head's on fire I'm flying like a bird, but I can't get higher

Why They're funny:

Is she high? Think about it....she walking on water(delusional) my head's on fire(i'm not sure about that)I'm flying like a bird, but i can't get higher(Ha! There it is, the line that tells you she's high!)

The Funny Lyrics:

Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp

Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp

Passing the time by ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp swamp swamp

The Funny Lyrics:

He rides the sky like an eagle in the eye of a hurricane that's abandoned.

Why They're funny:

Eagle in the eye of a hurricane? Hurricane that's abandoned? This makes sense to anyone?

The Funny Lyrics:

The heat was hot

Why They're funny:

What else would it be?

Why They're funny:

when ever I hear angry chair it just cracks me up neacause he is singing about an angry chair

The Funny Lyrics:

When we're married and cooking an onion

The Funny Lyrics:

Like a bang, a-boome-boomerang

Dumdi-dum-dum, di dumdi-dum-dum

The Funny Lyrics:

I love you like a fat kid loves cake

The Funny Lyrics:

We will dance the hoochie coochie

I will be your tootsie wootsie.

The Funny Lyrics:

How many holes it takes to fill the albert hall

Why They're funny:

Who cares? Why in the name of God would anyone want to find this out? Id hate to see someone dedicate their whole life to figuring out an answer to this question...

The Funny Lyrics:

I want her everywhere

Why They're funny:

And where do you want the rest of the universe to retreat to to make room for her??

The Funny Lyrics:

Na, na na, na na na na, na na na na, hey Jude...

Why They're funny:

After the main part of the song is over, the band decides to stretch it out another 2 or 3 minutes with these clever lyrics...

:) :) :D

Edit: nevermind

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