Ištraukos iš vedęs ir turi vaikų

http://www.tavovideo.lt/videos/vedes-ir-turi-vaiku-istraukos

:D

ACT ONE

SCENE TWO

The shoe store.

Al small boy called Arnold throws a rack of shoes off one of the shelves and runs around to his mother.

The mother is a fat woman seated on a chair with her foot in a shoe sizer and Al in front of her.

WOMAN) I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a seven since I graduated from

High School!

AL) Well, these are sevens. The box says nine, because well, uh... look lady, you're a

nine! I can accept it, why can't you?

WOMAN) You're very fresh!

AL) No, ma'am, that's impossible. Cause for the last hour, I've been trying to squeeze

your foot into a shoe, when really I should've been easing them into the box. So I

say I'm anything but fresh. [Arnold is playing with some shoes] by the way, you

want to tell John Henry over there to give the hundred dollar pumps a rest?

WOMAN) Your ad says 'courteous' service!

AL) That's not my ad, ma'am. That's the former owners. He was killed tragically on this

very spot when a size nine exploded in his face.

WOMAN) [gathering her things] Come on, Arnold, we're leaving.

ARNOLD) I want a balloon.

AL) [looking at the mother] You've already got one!

The woman gets huffy and they leave. Al's co-worker, Luke, enters.

ps. angliskai visada buna daug juokingiau.

nieko gero, pirma bajeri per reklama kiekviena diena rodydavo, kiti du ir matyti... bet pats serialas man tikrai patinka :D