Kas mokat gerai angliškai perskaitykit anekdotą :)

A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body.

“As a doctor, you’ll need to develop two key skills,” the professor begins. “The first is stoicism. You can’t be disgusted by anything involving the human body.”

The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse’s butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth.

“Now do the same,” he instructs.

The horrified students hesitate, but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the cadaver’s anus and then sucking on it.

When everyone has finished, the professor continues, “The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger. Pay attention.”

:) gers

:DDDD

kietai...

jega ;D

isverskit i lt as ir noriu pasijuokt

Nu vnz grupe medicinos studentu pirma syki skrodzia lavona. Nu destytojas ir sako pirma ka reikia turite butinai nesishlykshteti lavonu. Tada ikisha pirshta i lavono subine ishtraukia ir ikisha sau i burna ir sako kad visi dabar taip padarytu. Nu studentai shiaip taip padaro. Tada sako destytojas antras dalykas yra pastabumas. Ash ikishau savo vidurini pirshta i subine, o i burna ikishau rodomaji.

Mazdaug taip

nu jo geras :)

:D :D nu cia taij geras. taip prigauti taij eijna na... :D :) :D :D :D :) :D

geras :)

Aha ir aš kvatojau :)

geras =]] nu ir susimove cia

mldc :)

:D funny :)