irc pokalbiu topai!

na va ieskojau per search, neradau, tai sakau pasidalinsiu tikrai gera swetaine :)

http://bash.org/?top

tai IRC pokalbiu top :) svetaine angliska, bet tai, mano manymu, tik y nauda. smagaus skaitymo :)

Yra tikrai geru. Pvz.:

-When i grow up i will be the next hitler.

- ?

-i will kill all the jews and one clown.

-why the clown?

-you see, no one cares about the jews... :)

lietuviska alternatyva -> http://pms.visada.lt

kazkada praleidau nemazai laiko skaitydamas tuos logus, pora mano megstamiausiu.

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.

<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.

<Ben174> : Where u work?

<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com

*** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?

<Indidge> umm....nothing?

<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can ######?

<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?

<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

tas su motina irgi vienas is mano megstamiausiu :)

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?

<Indidge> umm....nothing?

<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can ######?

<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?

<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

sitas rulez :) :) :) :)

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z

<JonTG> wait, shit

:)

:)

tas geras :) :) :)

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars

<Cthon98> ********* see!

<AzureDiamond> hunter2

<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me

<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******

<Cthon98> thats what I see

<AzureDiamond> oh, really?

<Cthon98> Absolutely

<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?

<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that

<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> awesome!

<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?

<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw

<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

Vienas mano megstamiausiu :)

Geriausais tas kur Hyip-club parase, ir dar tas jeedo su indidge kur kalba :)

va dar man sitie patinka:

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert

<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?

<T-Wolf> ya, why man?

<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?

<T-Wolf> you mother ######er

[13:31:40] * Now talking in #opel

[13:32:05] <aferistas> opelistai

[13:32:06] <aferistas> ?

[13:35:04] <aferistas> gyvesniu yra?

[13:43:39] <aferistas> mmm.... blia... tiesa rudis valote..

:D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :) :) :D

[13:31:40] * Now talking in #opel

[13:32:05] opelistai

[13:32:06] ?

[13:35:04] gyvesniu yra?

[13:43:39] mmm.... blia... tiesa rudis valote..

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :) :) :D

:D euro ir Omas nesupranta bairių apie opelius :D

[13:31:40] * Now talking in #opel

[13:32:05] <aferistas> opelistai

[13:32:06] <aferistas> ?

[13:35:04] <aferistas> gyvesniu yra?

[13:43:39] <aferistas> mmm.... blia... tiesa rudis valote..

:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :) :) :D

Šitas geras :D

Iš tos svetainės patiko šitas:

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...

BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH

BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU

BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES

BlackAdder> IN FACT

BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW

BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE

BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG

*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*

*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

CRCError> right

heartless> Right.

r3v> right

Blin, nesiderkit is OPEL'iu :)

:) :D :D

Dar sitas neblogas :)

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike

<goatboy> what?

<MooseOnDaLoose> ######.

<goatboy> er?

<MooseOnDaLoose> ######.

<goatboy> and?

<MooseOnDaLoose> ######.

<goatboy> ...

<MooseOnDaLoose> ######.

<goatboy> i dont get it

<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.

<goatboy> bastard

#6460 +(6697)- [X]

what the ###### is wtf

Dar labai įstrigo:

#83627 +(6575)- [X]

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

#369 +(6397)- [X]

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

#365072 +(6363)- [X]

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.

<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

#139697 +(6136)- [X]

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?

<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using

frank has quit IRC. (Quit)

<knightmare> ...

#291262 +(5771)- [X]

<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it

<spitfire> haha mendo

<spitfire> take a screen shot

<spitfire> wait

<spitfire> that made no sense

#329409 +(5499)- [X]

<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question

asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the

food shortage in the rest of the world?"

<benja> The survey was a huge failure...

<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

#583977 +(5449)- [X]

<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet

<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back

<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die

<DannyB> she was confused

#77904 +(7195)- [X]

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid

<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

ziuriu patiko... B)

0:20 <minDDauGGas> Brangios Merginos!!! Jeigu pas jus maza krutine, kreivos kojos ir nesimpatiskas veidas: KIRSKIT ###### MISKA - KERSYKIT GAMTAI

:) :) :( :( :( :D

pzdec geras ;)

[22:24] <_lIlax-Wu_23> koks ten url to kaledu senio?

;)