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Jei esate tikras lietuvis - būtinai pažiūrėkite http://www.squidoo.com/allaboutlt :D :D ;)

Lithuania has 5th biggest army in World ;) :D

Hehe geras cia ;)

In Lithuania biggest entertainment thing is lottery. Biggest prize ever won in lithuania was 25.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 MM (twenty-five-zilions Monopoly money)

Official language: Lithuanian, PHP, C++

;)

Dar visko nespėjau perskaityt, bet čia geras :D

Man sitas geriausias:

Shaquille O'Neal became a hero several days ago. After the game he was giving signatures and accidently signed and agreed to contract with Marijampoles "Suduva"

;)

However the government is about to build the first ever Internet access point in the colony of New Panevezis (300'000 inhabitants), London, SE3.

va cia tai miriau

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/3a/Lietuva.jpg

Labai patiko miestų pavadinimai.

Kaunas (a.k.a. Conna) - is famous for the F1 racing driver Vytautas Sustauskas. ;)

Best football player : Minedine Midane ;))))))

Official language: Lithuanian, PHP, C++

Capital: Vilnius

President: Amare Stoudmire #1

Most Famous Citizens: Arvydas Sabonis, Zydrunas Savickas, Michael Jordan, Aivaras Cepulis

The most famous artists: Laimutis Purvinis, Minedas, Valdas Karklelis, Rytis Cicinas, B@R@N

Currency: Gold, TC Cash, Zamogeons

National Anthem: Marijonas Mikutavicius - 3 miljonai.mp3

Best DJ in Baltic countries, Eurovision 2002 Winner. DJ RockDaHouse (Aivaras Stepukonis)

:D :D ;)

Anthony Hopkins. Not Lithuanian, but who cares?

Šitas patiko ;)

Kažkoks (čia turėjo būti diagnozė, bet suveikė filtrai) nesąmonę padarė, jei šaipos iš visokių minedų, tai tegu, bet valstybinius simbolius gali ir ramybėje palikti.

Briedas. Pritariu medinukui. Ruskis turbūt koks nors iš herbo ir vėliavos dergės.

In 2005 lithuanian scientists shocked the world. They crossbreeded pantera with George W. Bush

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Plasma tanks (damage 500-800/ mana cost per shot 50)

Giedrius Gustas. Invented Winamp media player

Šitie pribaigė :)

In 2005 lithuanian scientists shocked the world. They crossbreeded pantera with George W. Bush

 

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Mirštu :) :) :)

Hottest girl in Lithuania. Lawris69

:) :) :)

dar apie Martyna Andriuskeviciu geras :)

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krc visiska nesamone, ir kaip jum gali patikt kai is jusu gimtosios zemes pyzdavojasi?? :)

Speju cia kazkokie latviai ar lenkai is musu saiposi...

Netikiu, kad lietuvis butu tokia nesamone dares....

MEDICINE

Medicine in Lithuania is very advanced. Doctors (Shamans) are working in groups and inventing new drugs which help to save millions of people. Here is the list of best medical inventions:

XanaX drug. Regenerates 250 energy

Magic Potion "Rygos Trauktine"

Doctor Levin's magnetic knee belt

:)

President of Lithuania bought this Villa in 2004 and still lives here

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nukopijuota gi, jau mates kaskur tai sita :)

nu pizi su kokia agonija juokiaus :) ...

1953 Petras Jonaitis brokes 2 bottles of vodka in Bezdonys City. He was jailed in Praveniskes penitentiory and excecuted in 1954. This was worst event in LT history until Godzilla attack in 1994.

 

1994 Godzilla

na nekiekvienam lemta tureti humoro jausma...